Traverse City Record-Eagle

Northern Living

August 11, 2013

Ed Hungness: Meditations on 'Are we there yet?'

During a typical summer family vacation, the question asked most frequently by the kids in the back seat is, “Are we there yet?” My guess is that children come pre-programmed with a set of phrases and questions that they only retrieve from their memory banks while traveling down the highway.

Other selections are, “How much longer?”, “We’re Hungry!” and “I’ve got to go potty!” After a few hundred miles, the parents sometimes wish that vans came equipped with a sliding Plexiglas window separating the front seat from the back.

Many families who vacation along Northern Michigan’s pristine shorelines and dense forests travel from other states and their long trek is frequently an annual event. They may be visiting grandma and grandpa or perhaps have rented a cottage or stay at a resort. In any case, their goal is to spend time soaking up the sun, wiggling their toes in the sand, swimming in clear waters and enjoying all that our area has to offer.

Northern Michigan is truly a vacation destination.

For dad, the vacation usually begins with packing the family vehicle the night before their departure. After a hard day’s work, he enters his humble home and is greeted by a mountain-sized pile of stuff sitting by the door, ready for loading into the minivan. The children have gathered plastic buckets, shovels, and strainers for building sand castles and forts. Dad takes a deep breath, gazing with wonder at multitude of suitcases, backpacks, coolers, sleeping bags and pillows.

How will he get it all in? Where will he put his fishing gear and what about the golf clubs? Every nook and cranny must be efficiently utilized.

After several false starts and rearrangements, dad finally completes the task. He steps back with hands on hips, and admires his engineering feat. Unfortunately, no one else is awake to share his glorious accomplishment. The rest of family is asleep as visions of wide sand beaches, campfires and s’mores dance through their heads. Exhausted, he visits the kitchen where a dinner plate of cold meatloaf, green beans, mashed potatoes and gravy awaits him.

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